Exercise/training motivational one-liners

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  1. Mark

    Mark Founder Staff Member

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    Put your motivational exercise/training one-line sayings here! :trainingweights:
    (no, they don't have to be original - feel free to steal them from anywhere)

    Sweat is just fat cells crying! ;)
     
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    What have you got to lose? (used by just about every gym for the past 30 years?)

    Life's too short to be small (a body building saying)
     
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  3. Mark

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    Real Men Squat! (referring to the weight training exercise of squatting)

    Fact: Thinking about working out burns between 0 and 0 calories...
     
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    Tim C Two heads are better than one Premium Member GOLD

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    Wanna loose 10 pounds of ugly fat real quick? Cut your head off !!
     
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    I can lose weight, but you'll always be ugly.
     
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    Mark Founder Staff Member

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    "The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones" - Confucius
     
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    Yes, but a man with big stones carries the whole mountain;)

    How about: -Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
     
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    A WISE MAN MAKES HIS OWN DECISIONS,
    AN IGNORANT MAN FOLLOWS PUBLIC OPINION.

    Ancient Chinese proverb

    Ok, so it's not technically motivation for exercise but I do like it!
     
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    Tim C Two heads are better than one Premium Member GOLD

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    That's a good one. Howdy Mark. Sorry I haven't been around much lately. Will update a couple of self-sufficient projects soon....:idea::sawwood::maketinker:

    Isn't it a pity our pollies ignore wisdom?
     
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    Mark Founder Staff Member

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    Hey Tim!

    I must admit to missing you but at the same time I don't like to make people feel obligated to keep posting - I do encourage it - however, I still would prefer to try and create an environment where people want to join in rather than think they have to... Sometimes people just get too busy to participate online or they feel like a break from everything and I can understand that for sure!

    So you haven't changed - still hate pollies :D
     
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    Sore? Tired? Out of breath? Good! It's working :yahoo:
     
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    Are your chins chafing yet?:)
     
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    My chin's chafing from all those upright rows I've been doing in the home gym lately to buff my traps ;)
     
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    Sorry, I'm just cleaning the lint out from between my love handles.....:hysterical:
     
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    Thank you everyone for sharing your wonderful motivational ideas. I have also a motivational video about exercise that i will share here soon.
     
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    Life is toooooooooooooooo short to worry over petty things
     

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